Doubles

So, today's entry consists of TWO ENTIRE DAYS OF QUOTES. YIPPEEEEEEE!!!





If I ever have to start doing PowerPoint presentations in the class, just take me out back there and shoot me, willya?

There are many impolite people in the world, mathematicians among them

I was wearing a scarf this morning and someone, just a random person said, "You must be a scarf person." I said, "You must be a rude person."

What would Jesus do on the Canterbury pilgrimage?

You know these guys out on the quad who go around with the stick they use to pick up trash? Well one morning I saw one out there with a squirrel on the end of the stick.

I hate to mention Woody Allen because he's such a knave.

Chaucer's monk has four things on his mind-- hunting, hunting, hunting, and food.

I know a kid who became a monk. T--- S----. Kid most likely to become a criminal. He became a monk. I saw him at a wedding and his habit was just beautiful, he had a convertible Porsche, I said, "Hey, T---, it looks like the monk business is doing pretty well." He said, "That's between me and God..." That's Chaucer's monk.

I ate swan once. It was a huge swan sculpted out of potato salad at a Polish wedding.